Driving, a stressfull thing to be sure, especially when every other wanker decides to go into town at the same time?
Roads packed, parking spaces like finding hens teeth, what to do?
Alas not having my Taliban-man loyalty card i could not call in a bomb threat to make my christmas shopping any more peaceful!
So i grinned and bared it, driving round the mall, hutning for a space, alas i found one!
One way system in place, foolishly went round the ”right way” only to find some cunt in a people carriers zooming up the ”WRONG” way and trying to block me off!
STAND OFF, both noses pointing into the space, i get out….
”Look mate, one way system, my space”
to which he repplies ”nah mate its my space, come on buddy i got 3 kids and a wife, give me a break, its Christmas after all” and to this i reppllied………….
”What relevance does the festive season of christmas have reguarding your complete dis-respect of parking etiquite not to mention the one way system in place to prevent such parking beef! get in your fucking child benefit bus and find another space, because i have all fucking day!”
Needless to say he relented! Score 1 for the Motherland!
WHy should it being Chistmas make me stoked on some fat cunt in a renault espace nicking the space i had been hunting for for 20 minutes? Choke on a KFC mums night off bucket you cunt!
